Comic Book Splash!: Print Advertisement
Imagine if you will, A world where Super-heroes actually exist. A world where these meta’s reach celebrity status. Their images grace our magazines, televisions, and billboards… [Though they already do that]. Some heroes endorse products we all know so well, others have products all their own. Can you imagine a world like that? If you have a difficult time grasping this concept throw your concerns of your shoddy skill of mental conception to the wind- Strap your self in and enjoy a stint in the world of Super-hero endorsement and advertisement. This is Comic Book Splash: Print Advertisement.
Let’s start off with one of the worlds most powerful corporations and two of the comics most powerful beings. The slogan is the topper with a very “Nuff said” feel. There are three more heroes I wanted to add; The Sentry, Invincible, and American (from the comic book “Cla$$ war“. In the end I decided to keep the image simple like Google’s page lay-out and the slogan I chose to tack on.
I have a thing for history and if the Marvel’s civil war event wasn’t historic enough, pitting a beloved American hero against a drunken billionaire, right at the end writer Ed Brubaker decided to off Captain America. Those Crafty Russians finally created their own anti-super-soldier serum; it just needed to go through the wright persons blood stream. GJ Stark!
Anyone else ever wonder how Sinestro’s banana worshiping corn cob eating lemon fresh spraying staring in to the sun butter spreading ass keeps his Mustachio so damn fresh? The answer lies in a wax in a lil’ ol’ tin.
I’d drink it. We all need a little piece of Galactus inside of us, right? There would also be a black cherry-grape flavor called “Fill the Void”. This is great marketing, people!
What kind of dog food would Krpyto the super dog eat? Honestly he could eat whatever he wanted to. Though his owner, Superman, would probably go for something a long the lines of a Raw diet I.E. Primal, or Stella and Chewy’s, but Kryptos super digestive track could handle all the bad by-product and corn in Purina products.
There is really nothing I can say to make this anymore bad ass. This pic was posted on /co/ and I got a vision in my head to make it even more awesome; it is actually what inspired me to start Comic Book Splash. FUCK YEAH!
Honestly this one was a toss up between Peter Parker and Olsen. Olsen has live an amazing life for a mere human and won him self a Pulitzer prize. It’s amazing the ginger was never kill off ( that I can remember). Honestly the boy should be rich, a sponsorship and endorsment contract from Olympus should get him there.
Nerds around the world would love to get in to this green babes jeans. She is hot and amazonian like… keep this in mind, She has slept with The Juggernaut and the Asgradian Demi-God, Hercules, during these copulation sessions they left the room in shambles. Do you really think you could handle DAT ASS? I don’t think so. leave the green vagoo handling to the super strengthened big boys.
Logically speaking any shoe the Flash wears would decenter-grate under the speed of a man who can move faster than the speed of light. Those yellow rain boots just wouldn’t cut it. I’d imagine in the real world one of the worlds top sneaker companies could team up with one of the worlds top tire companies and come up with a solution. The result, The Flash and the whole Flash family’s feet would be decked out in Adidas-Goodyear Gear. Honestly if they did this in actually reality, I would rock the hell out of those shows. Who cares if I looked like I were walking in hollowed out smiley-face corpses- lolwat???
In Philly and the South New Jersey area’s we have a place that is opened in the spring and summer seasons called “Rita’s”. In this world the Rita’s chain was hostilely taken over by the likes of Captain Cold, Icicle, and Mr. Freeze. They renamed the chain to Villain’s took the business national and began to make major bank. They put any competition out of business with aggressive fear tactics, it is also how their clientele numbers continue to grow. With a balls out gung-ho street team they will only continue to grow with their tasty cold treats which can be bought at reasonable affordable prices. They soon change the logo and come up with a friendlier Villain’s mascot. His name is “Brain Freeze”.
THE END OF THE BEGINNING!
4 Responses to “Comic Book Splash!: Print Advertisement”
Leave a Reply
NK Flickr!
Great job Flitz. These are awesome and now I want an Italian Ice.
lol Lovin the Civil War one. These came out badass
Loved the Flash one for Adidas, all of them came out pretty awesome.
OMG, I love you Flitz! Sinestro brand stache made me lol!