Apparently Ninjas need to save their memory too. So the crafty bastards have turned the USB into a full out kunai blade. So now not only will Ninjas sneak into your room and shuriken your face off but will now be able to steal all your “valuable data” (porn) from your harddrive with this kunai shaped usb. So you ask “Buddha, where can I get this awesometastic stabbing turned data saving device at?” You can pick this ninja-inspired 2GB memory saver over at GeekStuff4U for a whopping $125. A bit pricey for something that is as bad as a plastic spork if you are trying to stab someone.
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